On the tune of Stevie Wonder‘s studio version of Superstition:
Very supercilious, writing isn't all,
Very supersidious, Darth bout' to fall,
Thirty month old thesis, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of grad' luck, the good things in your past.
When you relieve with things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
'crastination ain't the way
Very supertedious, an arm and a leg,
Rid us of a problem, solve it we so beg,
Write it in the thesis, keep it goin' strong,
You don't wanna quit here, that is my song.
When you retrieve such things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Dissertation is the way, yeh, yeh.
Very cyberspacious, nothin' more to say,
Very hibernatious, the due sleep's on its way,
Thirty month old thesis, broke the lookin' glass,
Seven years of grad' luck, the good things in your past.
When one achieves such things that one don't understand,
Then one suffers,
'crastination ain't the way, no, no, no
Created [22 Feb 2021]