More Sayings about the Practical OCaml Programmer

General sayings

1. The practical OCaml programmer does not procrastinate.

2. The practical OCaml programmer understood recursion first.

3. The practical OCaml programmer follows procedure with a tail call. Labels make them jump.

4. The practical OCaml programmer waxes on and waxes off. Their programs are shiny.

5. Before talking about self-reference, the practical OCaml programmer explains (1) what “semantics” means and (2) how to spell “syntax”.

6. The practical OCaml does not mind to go slowly when they head in a wrong direction.

7. When the practical OCaml programmer leads a horse to the water, the horse drinks.

8. When the practical OCaml programmer said “sit”, the problem SAT.

9. When the practical OCaml programmer shows up at the Gay Pride, the rain bows.

10. The practical OCaml programmer has spine. They however prefer to use their brains.

Sayings outside Computer Science

• The practical OCaml programmer takes a sad song and makes it better.

  – credit: the Beatles

• The practical OCaml programmer told Ender Wiggin which way the enemy’s gate is.

  – credit: Orson Scott Card

• The practical OCaml programmer would know your name if they saw you in Heaven.

  – credit: Eric Clapton

• The practical OCaml programmer knows how many roads a woman must walk up.

  – credit: Bob Dylan

• The practical OCaml programmer programmed the receiver: they can check out any time they like and they can always leave.

  – credit: the Eagles

• That’ll be the day when the practical OCaml programmer says good bye.

  – credit: Buddy Holly and Jerry Allison

• Smoke does not get in the practical OCaml programmer’s eyes.

  – credit: Jerome Kern and Otto Harbach

• The practical OCaml programmer also shot the deputy.

  – credit: Bob Marley

• Around the practical OCaml programmer, program bugs go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

  – credit: Kung Fu Panda

• Practical OCaml programmers never quit.

  – credit: Douglas MacArthur

• The practical OCaml programmer skipped the light fandango first.

  – credit: Procol Harum

• Wild horses dragging the practical OCaml programmer away? The idea.

  – credit: the Rolling Stones

• The practical OCaml programmer can handle the truth.

  – credit: Aaron Sorkin

• Do not believe in things that the practical OCaml programmer doesn’t understand.

  – credit: Stevie Wonder

Others sayings

• Do not worry about your difficulties in OCaml. I can assure you mine are still greater.

  – credit: Albert Einstein

• An OCaml program begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

  – credit: Robert Frost

• I learned to program in OCaml as a baby and I haven’t had a lesson since.

  – credit: Marilyn Monroe

En français

• Face à l’adversité, le programmeur OCaml fait le gros dos.

• OCaml nous donne la bosse de l’informatique.

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Created [11 Aug 2022]